What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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