I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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