I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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