my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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