Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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