my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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