What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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