Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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