i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize
