ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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