he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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Ours, apparently.
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