my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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