Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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