she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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