He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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