he puts the penis in happiness.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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