It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
you made out with another girl for some wings
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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