If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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