Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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