How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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