I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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