she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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