its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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