? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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