I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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