What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
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Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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