Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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