Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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