I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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