I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
Hahaha April fools!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.