i just google imaged poop.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?