i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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