Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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