you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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