Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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