so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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