is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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