Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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