either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Too much gin, very little bucket
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
