He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
