More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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