all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?