It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she pinky promised me she was 18
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?