He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle