well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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