Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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