I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
