Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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