There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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