No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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