I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
So much rum. So many feels.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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