So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Randomize
