I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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