I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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