The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I will be naked everywhere
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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