She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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