Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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