I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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