Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up